According to Bob Costsas, the medals for this Olympics are supposed to represent an Italian piazza (not Mike). In fact, they appear to be representing a gold donut, or possibly a cd. Put a chain on it and it would be a suitable accessory for your second career in hip-hop.
A few other observations:
The Olympic committee is all excited about the whole “steroids” thing, and yet no one is doing anything about the woman in the German pair and her tragic addiction to self-tanner.
Serious cameltoe on the male speedskaters. For the love of God, would somebody please introduce these guys to the dance belt?
As for the results of the pairs competition, I can only say: This is why I am over figure skating.