One of my favorite things in the world is my sattelite radio (XM, because they have baseball). And one of my favorite stations is UPOP; all Europop, all the time. This is one of the reasons why:

(Yes, it is a dance cover of a seriously uncool eighties pop hit. And yes the video is so cheesy it passes by “so bad it’s good”, right back to just “bad”. But face it; if that song does not make you want to get out of your chair and get down with your bad self, then you may be clinically dead.)