My little brother, Zach (or, if you’re not related to him, Jay), was in a music video. It’s for a British band called Air Traffic (sadly, not a partially reunited Air Supply), and apparently it’s going to be played on some version of MTV.
(He’s the guy in the room, not the guy outside. Or any of the guys playing instruments and/or singing.)
The model who is in it told him if he wanted to do this professionally, he would have to lose some weight, which as far as I can tell would involve amputation. Fortunately, he has grad school in mechanical engineering to fall back on.
(I swear, sometimes I feel like Danny DeVito in Twins.)