Daisy Bateman

Public Notice

Attn: Everybody

Please be advised that, should you be employed as a summer intern at a biotech company, and should you decide that, as you are in possession of a pleasant singing voice, you would like to spend your days wandering about the lab singing (quote) “lalaladeladela” (or, alternatively, “dadadanananaah”), the people around you are not thinking “My, what a lovely voice. Aren’t we lucky we have someone that talented here to sing for us?” They are, in fact, thinking “Dammit, shut up before I do something with this graduated cylinder that we’re both going to regret.”

Thank you; that is all.

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