Now This, This Can’t Be Good

Personally, I blame the patients. If they had just had the good sense to have their steroid-refractory severe ulcerative colitis respond to our drug, instead of falling for the old placebo trick, then everything would be fine. Stupid patients. Perhaps I should explain. Yesterday at my place of employ, we had a company-wide all-hands meeting, … Read more


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A Truly Dirty Job

Prior (much prior) to hosting the show Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel, Mike Rowe sold crap in the middle of the night on QVC. Like “Precious Moments” figurines: And a bag for your cat: And Lava Lamps: “A singular opportunity to not only enjoy the effects of bubbling lava, but also fuse you fingers … Read more