I love Project Runway, because it has highly skilled people competing in what they are best at. And I love judging people because, who doesn’t? But, since every blog maintained by a female between the ages of fifteen and thirty-five has long since done a rundown on the contestants, I thought I would judge them … Read more
I think we may perhaps have had enough food.
Beauty Queen Sabotage Thanks to some backbreaking investigative work, I have managed to uncover rare video of the tragedy:
It’s eleven am here in the not-quite-frozen north of California and the nutbars are cooked, the pies are in the oven, my cheese ball is about a quarter consumed, I’ve washed two batches of dishes and I’m stirring the stuffing while Mom prepares the 25 pound turkey for the oven and Uncle Bruce plays his … Read more
“Time is running out to finish your Christmas shopping.” Therefore, in the spirit of the season that is clearly almost over, I say: “Bite me, Santa Clause 3.”
I’m not exactly a pinko commie strikelover, but I kind of think they have a point. Update: The Colbert Report writers chime in, with their anything-you-can-do-we-can-do-half-an-hour-later contribution.
STA_0493 Originally uploaded by Daisyj I finally got the pictures from New Zealand uploaded. You can look at them here, and then I will finally shut up about my trip.
Pancakes in a can.I am horrified, yet oddly thrilled.
That’s right; pictures from New Zealand are now off my camera and ready for uploading. Be very afraid.
Sartre famously said, “Hell is other people.” I say, “Hell is other people you work with who are bored because they already packed everything for the move, and have come into possession of a very large amount of bubble wrap.” p.s. Having spent most of the week so far listening to every pop song that … Read more