Go Ahead and Listen
You didn’t really think I was going to you leave you with that as my holiday post, did you? Merry Christmas, everyone.
Month: December 2007
You Might Want to Turn the Volume Down for This One
And try not to look directly at it for extended periods of time. Yes, that is Blair from The Facts of Life, and yes, she is singing to prisoners. I can’t quite remember why. All I know is, I believe the original airing was the first time I heard that song, and I can’t listen … Read more
In the Belly of the Meese
In what may the greatest advancement in tourism since the invention of the giant ball of twine, Swedish tourism promoters plan to build themselves an enormous moose. But what’s that? “Big deal,” you sneer? “It takes more than a fourteen-story-high ungulant that spans two counties to impress me.” Your restraint is admirable, but what if … Read more
Wow, Santa Really IS Watching
Received in my email today: a five-dollar-off coupon for online traffic school.
I Knew He Was Around Here Somewhere. . .
Said by me while unpacking the creche during the James family Christmas Decoration Extravaganza: “Hey, I think I found Jesus.”
It’s been a rough day: Which is why I feel the need to list the songs that (perhaps inexpilcably) make me smile: Aerosmith, “Dude Looks Like a Lady”: Starship, “We Built This City”: The Hours, “Ali in the Jungle”: Blake Shelton, “The More I Drink”: Everclear, “AM Radio”: The Glenn Miller Orchestra, “In the Mood”: … Read more
For When Jazzercise Is Just Too Dignified
There’s Hoolie Hoop. It’s the exercise craze that’s kinda fun for about ten minutes, then you get bored and leave it out on the lawn and forget about it.
Omigod, Awards
You know Kelly, right? Kelly likes shoes: And thanks to her love of shoes, Kelly is up for a People’s Choice Award, easily the fourteenth most important media award given out in the month of January. You should vote for her, because if the “leave Britney alone” kid wins, we all lose.
Oh No She Didn’t
Oh yes, she did. And they were delicious.
Anatomy of a Fashion Disaster
I own a nearly shocking number of fabulous shoes. I shop with vim and purpose. I get my hair cut and colored at a fancy salon. And yet, deep in my heart, I know no matter what I do I can never be a truely stylish person, because I know that at one time I … Read more