So, I probably don’t have Lyme disease, which is nice. True, there are a lot of diseases I don’t have, almost all of them, in fact, but for most of this weekend I thought Lyme disease was one I did, and I’m just as happy to be wrong about that. It started out with what … Read more
Dance Party! Oh, yeah. If I jump I can hit my head on the floor!
Tenka Japanese Restaurant246 S. B StSan Mateo, CA I think, at this point, I may have fallen victim to the malaise that seems to strike almost every reviewer after continual exposure to the thing they are reviewing. I still like tempura, I think, and anyway I have come far enough in this misguided project that … Read more
There are a number of ways a person can change employers. You can quit, staple your letter of resignation to your boss’s forehead and ride off to a life of glamor and ease and excellent cafeteria food. You can be fired, for threatening to staple things to your boss’s forehead, and eventually get work as … Read more
Ni-Mo Japanese Cuisine73 E. 3rd Ave.San Mateo Like any good researcher, I try to be as objective consistent as possible in my collection of data. But sometimes external factors do interfere. Like yesterday, for example. At lunchtime I went down to the cafeteria for my diet-compatible cup of soup, only to find that they were … Read more
Because if there are no major accidents on a Friday morning… DANCE PARTY FRIDAY! Thanks to Popwatch for this one.
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But when they robots finally take over, they will remember how we used their noble abilities for our amusement and then, well, let’s just say that that ride won’t have a jaunty soundtrack:
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