Daisy Bateman

Huh, How Did That Get There?

A friend of mine who has a career in the field of justice (and who must remain nameless here for the sake of her job) is currently involved in a case in which the following sequence of events is featured:

[Cop responds to 911 call reporting a shooting. Arriving at the scene, he questions a potential witness.]

Cop: hey, have you seen a shooter?
Man: no
Cop: hey, have you been shot?
Man: no
Cop: why is your neck bleeding like that?

[cue ambulance siren and SWAT team]

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