Today I woke and thought, “Hey, I don’t feel that bad this morning. I can breathe and everything.” Then I realized that statement wasn’t strictly true, since it was actually one in the afternoon. But still, progress is being made.
*Why can I not find a video of this on YouTube? What is wrong with the world?
Why is this not on the internets?!? This is what the internets were created for!
I know! It’s like, why do we even bother having an internet?