Daisy Bateman

The Olympic Beavers

Today’s Olympian Of The Day: Keith Beavers.

He is, of course, from Canada.

It’s not that I’m here to take cheap shots at someone’s name, I just wonder, what if that isn’t a name so much as a descriptor? What if Canada, having run out of actual people to enter in the Olympic games, dressed a bunch of beavers up in a person suit and sent them? I’m sure the IOC would be fine with it, as long as they had convincing passports.

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