Today’s Olympian Of The Day: Keith Beavers.
He is, of course, from Canada.
It’s not that I’m here to take cheap shots at someone’s name, I just wonder, what if that isn’t a name so much as a descriptor? What if Canada, having run out of actual people to enter in the Olympic games, dressed a bunch of beavers up in a person suit and sent them? I’m sure the IOC would be fine with it, as long as they had convincing passports.