First up: laws regarding the protection of the dignity of plants. (I encourage you to click through the related reading, if only to encounter the subtitle “Moral Consideration of Plants for their Own Sake”)
Next: Does Walking Make Dirt Cry?: The Bipedal Transportation Acts of 2009.
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And just think of the humiliations endured by those poor eucalyptus.
It just occurred to me– where the heck do they get eucalyptus in Switzerland?