Wine Drunk: >Too Much Writing Done: 0 Bejeweled Blitz Facebook Game High Score: 198,650 Bejeweled Blitz Facebook Game High Score Beaten On Sunday Night By: Cousin Jake’s Wife Jen Times Blanket Covering Couch Washed, Due to Recurrent Cat Pee: 3 “Scat Mat” Brand Electric Cat-Repellent Mats Purchased: 1 Pulled-Pork Sandwiches Eaten: 1 Small But Very … Read more
For the most part, Aunt Lola offers her advice on twitter, but for those questions for which one hundred and forty characters simply isn’t sufficient, I have offered her the space to answer them here on my blog. Enjoy. Dear Aunt Lola, Do you have any advice on getting through a Thanksgiving with a non-traditional … Read more
The Story: Why lizard print? More specifically, why lizard print on vaguely sneaker-ish three inch wedges with ankle straps and imitation shoelaces, that miss the appearance of orthopedic shoes by just thismuch? Well, why not? Seriously, I’m taking reasons.
5. The Abashed Romantics4. Crazy-Eyed Monkey*3. The Human Phenom Project2. Self-Titled Debut**1. Shoetember! *I have this necklace**Only for the first album. For the second one, we would change our name to “Self-Titled Follow Up”
Is there a girl aged 5-9 years* in your life? Does she like Hello Kitty? Well, you could get her something like this: You know, if you don’t care about her at all. But if you really want her to be happy, you’ll buy her this: Sure, it costs 25 grand, but really, can you … Read more
Also known as my new Twitter project. In it, I adopt the persona of Aunt Lola, and provide advice for those social occasions that are not generally covered by your standard etiquette manuals. Such as: Always enter the villain’s secret lair from the left, to avoid the piranha tank. and It is almost never appropriate … Read more
The Story*: Have you ever had one of those days where you looked at a pair of shoes and found you had nothing to say about them? Have you stared and stared at the photo, as if willing it spring to life and begin dictating a blog post to you? And then has your mind … Read more
For what? For signing up for the Berkeley Mystery Writing Intensive! WONDER at the talents of several published authors and an actual movie writer/director/actor! GASP at the stories of real law enforcement officials! THRILL at the chance to see a rare live agent in captivity! DRINK with all assembled until you do something inadvisable! SPEND … Read more
Whoops, no, it’s just a podcast of a story about them. My bad. Actually, it’s my story. Give it a listen, won’t you?
Subtitle: Double or Nothing With their labeling, Nabisco makes the bold, if implied claim that their “Double Stuffed” Oreos have double the stuff of a normal, or “wild type” Oreo. But do they? The question cried out to be tested. So I did. Side-by-side comparison: Materials: — Subject Cookies— Razor Blade (clean)— Weigh Paper And, … Read more