Have you ever had one of those days where you looked at a pair of shoes and found you had nothing to say about them? Have you stared and stared at the photo, as if willing it spring to life and begin dictating a blog post to you? And then has your mind wandered to other thoughts, like whether you have enough milk for breakfast tomorrow, and how it’s kind of sad that your browser has added the Facebook Bejeweled game to your most-visited pages, and despite that your cousin’s wife is still beating your high score? And then have you eaten a few candied walnuts, because even though you don’t like walnuts you will eat anything if it’s covered with brown sugar, and thought about this picture and how you would have lots of things to say about those shoes, none of them nice?
No? Oh. Yeah, me neither.
Hey, look, sequins!
*Or, in this case, lack thereof.