Reality Shows On Which Tiger Woods’s Mistresses Are Likely To Appear*, In Order Of Decreasing Probability

1. Cheaters (duh)2. Rock of Love Bus3. Jersey Shore4. Tool Academy5. The Bachelor6. The Real Housewives of Orange County/New York/D.C./Atlanta/the parking lot behind the Waffle House7. Celebrity Apprentice8. Celebrity Fit Club9. Celebrity Rehab10. Dancing With the Stars11. Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?12. Dirty Jobs13. Hoarders14. The Ultimate Fighter15. Top Chef16. Little People, Big … Read more

Pants!

If there has been one clear winner in the Vancouver Winter Olympics, it is the Norwegian men’s curling team’s pants. Beloved by the media and approaching 250,000 Facebook fans, they are getting significantly more attention during these Games than all of the ski jumpers combined. And the best part? These cray EuroPants are actually the … Read more

Daisy Finds Shoes For You

Because this blog is nothing if not an altruistic, service-minded endeavor*, I have decided to devote a new occasional feature to assisting my fellow shoe-seekers in finding the footwear they need. All are invited to submit their requests, and if you don’t, I’m going to start bugging you individually. For our first subject, we have … Read more