There are shoes, and there are Shoes. And then there are These Shoes. The carpet is masking it a bit, but trust me when I say that they have five-inch heels offset by a one-inch platform, in eelskin-mimicking fuchsia leather. This is YSL, kids; you go big or you go home.
(What can I say? When Bergdorf’s is having a 70%-off sale, a girl has got to step up to the plate.)