5. It’ll cook down.
4. That looks done.
3. I can totally pull off green eyeshadow.*
2. If I put enough sauce on it no one will notice.
And the number one lie I tell myself while cooking:
1. I’ll do those dishes later.
*Not cooking-related, just in general.
I once bought white eyeshadow after seeing on a movie and thinking it looked really really cool on the ninja lady who wore it. then I got home and realized, not only am I white, I am so white that MAC white doesn't show up on me.
If you want to wear green shadow, take up bellydancing.