I mean it. No.
Civilization. Dead. I think it's official.
If I ever see these on a woman over the age of twelve, I will . . .
Okay, I'm not totally sure what I'll do, but it will be neither quiet nor dignified.
Are the "socks" attached?
Not only are they attached, they appear to be a layer of fabric over a sort of leather bootie thing, with a zipper up the back. The mind, quite frankly, boggles.