Seriously, I can keep doing this forever.
|Donna Karan jacket, $1557|
The Mummy Returns And Opens A Boutique In South Beach
|Rodarte for Opening Ceremony Cape, $603|
Young lady, you take off your Aunt Sybil’s valance right now and apologize to her. That’s no way to be handling a fine window treatment.
|Anna Sui pants, $442|
Looking like your mom made your pants for you, at home, in 1976: Priceless. No, wait, $442.
|Stella McCartney cape, $807|
All of the classic elegance of a trench coat, now with 80% less sides!
|Marni dress, $400|
For that insouciant “nightmare where you’re naked at a picnic and have to wrap yourself in the tablecloth” look that is all the rage these days.
|Roksanda Ilincic jacket, $680|
Not to get too personal, but I know an excellent waxer.