Seriously, I can keep doing this forever.
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| Donna Karan jacket, $1557 |
The Mummy Returns And Opens A Boutique In South Beach
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| Rodarte for Opening Ceremony Cape, $603 |
Young lady, you take off your Aunt Sybil’s valance right now and apologize to her. That’s no way to be handling a fine window treatment.
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| Anna Sui pants, $442 |
Looking like your mom made your pants for you, at home, in 1976: Priceless. No, wait, $442.
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| Stella McCartney cape, $807 |
All of the classic elegance of a trench coat, now with 80% less sides!
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| Marni dress, $400 |
For that insouciant “nightmare where you’re naked at a picnic and have to wrap yourself in the tablecloth” look that is all the rage these days.
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| Roksanda Ilincic jacket, $680 |
Not to get too personal, but I know an excellent waxer.
seriously!
especially the last one! someone went too far there…
Have you found a jacket that spontaneously lights your money on fire yet? I think that would sell like hotcakes.
I kinda like the cape…
–mary
Tara– Can you imagine what it must look like when you sit down?
Karen– And at least it would be warm.
Mary–
You're in luck!
No, not *that* cape – the stella mccartney one. It has a bit of a sherlock-holmes-ian flair that I like. I would look like an idiot in it, but the model looks fairly fierce to my eye.
–mary