Daisy Bateman

Ugly Clothes for Rich People, Part III

Seriously, I can keep doing this forever.

Donna Karan jacket, $1557

The Mummy Returns And Opens A Boutique In South Beach

Rodarte for Opening Ceremony Cape, $603

Young lady, you take off your Aunt Sybil’s valance right now and apologize to her. That’s no way to be handling a fine window treatment.

Anna Sui pants, $442

Looking like your mom made your pants for you, at home, in 1976: Priceless. No, wait, $442.

Stella McCartney cape, $807

All of the classic elegance of a trench coat, now with 80% less sides!

Marni dress, $400

For that insouciant “nightmare where you’re naked at a picnic and have to wrap yourself in the tablecloth” look that is all the rage these days.

Roksanda Ilincic jacket, $680

Not to get too personal, but I know an excellent waxer.

5 thoughts on “Ugly Clothes for Rich People, Part III”

  1. No, not *that* cape – the stella mccartney one. It has a bit of a sherlock-holmes-ian flair that I like. I would look like an idiot in it, but the model looks fairly fierce to my eye.



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