Summer Edition!
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| See by Chloe shorts, $175 |
Do you really want to take Cheetos-era Britney as your fashion role model?
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| Rodarte for Opening Ceremony shorts, $764 |
I’m pretty sure these are lederhosen. I’m entirely sure they’re stupid.
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| Costume National dress, $350 |
It’s a dress! It’s a bikini! It’s neither!
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| Moschino dress, $1690 |
If they mated: a decorative toilet seat cover and the curtains at Applebee’s.
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| Comme des Garcons dress, $425 |
Perfect for spending a relaxing day at the beach getting dragged out of the surf by fishermen and thrown back because you’re not in season.
these are so great!
I kind of like the shorts with the pockets hanging out, but, you know, for ten bucks at Old Navy. Where I expect to see them on the clearance rack at the end of next summer. Heh.