Daisy Bateman

Coming “Attractions”

Arriving soon on a blog near you*: Ugly Clothes For Rich People, Menswear Edition

Perhaps you do not think men’s clothing offers enough scope for an entire blog post mocking its excesses. Perhaps you have not yet seen the three-hundred-dollar swim trunks with eyeballs on them.

They don’t even go all the way around the back! If there’s one thing I hate,** it’s insufficient dedication to insanity.

*This one.
**There’s way more than one thing.

2 thoughts on “Coming “Attractions””

  1. I think you're missing the point of these trunks. The statement they're making is an eternal truth: no matter how significant the rise of industry in humanity's history, we will each carry no more than four eyes.


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