I’m not a big Halloween person (Except for the candy. I am definitely a big candy person.), but I came across this nail-polish tutorial and decided to give it a try. I think it turned out pretty well– the only downside is that occasionally I will be eating something and be briefly freaked out by … Read more
Penguins: The enlightened suburbanites of the animal world. Community-oriented and conservatively dressed, they moved to a dull, out-of-the-way, but safe, neighborhood for the sake of their children, and the parents take turns commuting to fish. But could there be a dark side to this domestic simplicity? A criminal element lurking in their midst, spoiling a … Read more
Pierce Point cheese from Cowgirl Creamery Confession: I did not take this picture. I know this is not the kind of intellectual honesty you have come to expect from this blog, but I think it’s time we all lowered our standards a bit. Don’t you? Anyway, one thing that does not have low standards is … Read more
Dear Dalbir Singh of 6022 Marshall Ave, Buena Park CA, I suppose, given that I have already received interesting information on other people’s tax returns and loan documents, it was only a matter of time before someone who didn’t care to share their actual email address would use mine for a docusign document relating to … Read more
Trader Joe’s is a wonderous place, isn’t it? Even stupid impulse buys made in a moment of hunger-driven idiocy can turn out well there. Take this, for example.* If person is shopping for frozen lunches on an empty stomach comes across a bag a of individually packed little cups labeled “brie” and buys them because … Read more
Conclusive proof that having only one X-chromosome is not sufficient to prevent a person from dressing like an idiot. DSquared2 Cardigan, $765 Layer under a denim jacket to look both stupid and redundant! Libertine t-shirt, $150 I realize it’s some sort of guy thing to wear items of clothing until long after they have developed … Read more
Muppet Show themed nail polish! My birthday is next week. Targeted marketing, meet your mark.
For the fashion-forward crazy cat lady: I say, if you’re going to do this, you should go all the way and pair it with these shoes.