All footnotes, all the time! These garments can’t decide what they are, and I can’t decide how best to insult them. Opening Ceremony coat, $375 It’s like a mullet, if the principle behind a mullet was “business on top, Yeti from the shoulders down.”* Dolce & Gabbana hoodie, $489 It’s a sweatshirt that was wearing … Read more
It has recently come to the world’s attention* that Food Network is planning to debut a new show, hosted by Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri, in which D-H level celebrities compete to see who can get the most screen time while preparing food. Naturally, you have some questions that need to be answered, and that’s … Read more
Going to a holiday party this year? You’re going to need some shoes. That’s where I come in. For the giant family gathering where you will spend most of the time chasing tiny nieces and nephews around the living room with a nerf gun, because you want them to revere you as the awesome aunt … Read more
It’s the first question* on anyone’s mind when faced with the job of choosing a small hatchback. Fortunately, when the fine people at Top Gear do a road test, they do a road test. *Followed closely by “What if I go to a shopping center** and get chased by baddies in a Corvette?**Spelling adjusted for … Read more
I really need to recharge my camera battery and stop using my cell phone for these. In preparation for the holiday-shoes-you-should-buy-and-tell-me-about post I am planning for later in this week, I thought I’d share some party-ready boots of my own. These are Sigerson Morrison, from my recent, largely successful quest to buy up all of … Read more
Because the Ugly Things For Rich People posts aren’t really supposed to be about stuff that is just expensive*, but there are some items that are too stupid to not make fun of on the internet.** Shipley & Halmos “beer sleeve,” $2.50 for 6 By far the cheapest item I have ever posted, and yet, … Read more