10. Best Celebrity Mug Shots
I can’t decide which is my favorite: The Smashing Pumpkins bass player who was booked for her horses getting out, or Andy Dick being arrested for public intoxication at a Marie Callendars.
9. Best Pieces of Random Inspirational Pablum, As Chosen By Their Writer
Or, rather, by the person who flipped through a copy of Chicken Soup for the Soul and picked out her favorite cliches.
8. Best Table Tennis Shots
With jaunty Christmas music!
7. Best Professional Wrestling Moments
Will any of us ever forget where we were when the Ring of Honor went National?
6. Best Parliamentary Brawls
Pound-for-pound, a better fight deal than anything you’ll find in the Ring of Honor.
5. Best Celebrity Twitter Feeds
2011: The year celebrities finally realized their true potential and cut out the middleman in sharing their embarrassing gossip with the world.
4. Best Dentists of Greater Washington Area
Although, at a total of 298 entries, I’m a little concerned about what you had to do to be left off the list. Leechings?
3. Best Lingerie Collection
A little something for the gentlemen. . .
2. Best Ryan Gosling Moments
. . . And for the ladies
1. Best Hats
Just to top it off.
Happy New Year!