The holidays are over, but the supply of expensive ugliness on sale is endless. If you are a stupid rich person who is not quite as stupid and/or rich as your compatriots, this is the season for you.
|Comme des Garcons jacket?, $777.59|
Perfect for achieving that effortless look of someone who put on one sleeve of her jacket, then tore the other one off and tying the rest into a kind of matted backpack-knot.
|Elisanero oxfords, $199.19|
For the woman who believes you are never truly dressed without at least one item of clothing that makes you look like a cartoon hobo.
|Maison Martin Margiela top, $266.39|
“I’m molting! Molting!“
|Stella McCartney cashmere jogging pants, $502.19|
There is nothing I can say here that will be funnier than the description, so I’ll just repeat it: Five-hundred-dollar cashmere jogging pants.