The holidays are over, but the supply of expensive ugliness on sale is endless. If you are a stupid rich person who is not quite as stupid and/or rich as your compatriots, this is the season for you.
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| Comme des Garcons jacket?, $777.59 |
Perfect for achieving that effortless look of someone who put on one sleeve of her jacket, then tore the other one off and tying the rest into a kind of matted backpack-knot.
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| Elisanero oxfords, $199.19 |
For the woman who believes you are never truly dressed without at least one item of clothing that makes you look like a cartoon hobo.
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| Maison Martin Margiela top, $266.39 |
“I’m molting! Molting!“
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| Stella McCartney cashmere jogging pants, $502.19 |
There is nothing I can say here that will be funnier than the description, so I’ll just repeat it: Five-hundred-dollar cashmere jogging pants.
Madison Martin margiela top: the cardigan equivalent of the newly hatched critter from "alien".
I would totally wear those jogging pants for lounging as well as jogging. A steal at only $250/function!
Cartoon hobo is the new 95-year-old bag lady, haven't you heard.
–mary
Dang, I'm allergic to Cashmere! Now how am I going to spend $500 on jogging pants to wear around town without underwear?