Whenever anyone wants to make fun of designer-pricing excesses, they always go for the easy target of super-expensive t-shirts. So I thought, hey, why should everyone else be having all the fun?
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| Just Cavalli t-shirt, $175 |
Not only is it insanely expensive for what it is, it’s also– bonus!– stunningly hideous. And it’s on sale!
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| Earth t-shirt, $425 |
The only possible reason you could have for purchasing this is that you don’t understand decimal points.
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| Fendi t-shirt, $790 |
Cute! And so perfect for those days when you don’t want to get all dressed up, but still need to spend at least a grand on your outfit.
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| Givenchy t-shirt, $785 |
Recently, I was asked why I didn’t feature more men’s clothes here, and I was forced to admit that there seemed to be fewer stupid clothes for men available, to much smugness. Well, I take it back.
*That I could find with about twenty minutes of looking.
It's almost impossible to kill birds of paradise. Bonus!