Remember this? Well, guess what arrived–twice!– in my inbox today?
Dealix Customer Service email@example.com to me
YOUR OPINION WILL CHANGE THINGS.
Dear Daisy Zhu,
On 03/05/2012 we put you in touch with Prestige Lexus in Ramsey, NJ regarding a new 2011 Lexus GS RWD 350.
We can’t wait to take action based on your opinion. What did you think of this dealer?
We’ve prepared a quick survey specifically for you.
720 Bay Road, Suite 200
Redwood City, CA 94063
Dear Dealix “Customer” “Service,”
You would like my opinion? My opinion is that you are a company entirely composed of mouth-breathing morons, who take no more notice of an “unsubscribe” button than an amoeba does of particle physics. Unfortunately, I cannot agree with your assertion that my opinion will have any effect on any aspect of your business, as it certainly has not so far. However, I notice that you are also located in Redwood City, which is suggesting to me a more direct approach.
See you in eight minutes.