Daisy Bateman

The Eh Files

Quebec Police Investigate Massive Maple Syrup Theft Some questions: At what point in your criminal career does it seem like a good idea to steal maple syrup?  Are there specialists in this? Will one of them appear in Ocean’s 18.3.1, played by Dana Carvey? How do you fence it? “Hey, so I know a guy … Read more

And They Lived Happily Ever After

So, about a week ago, I went ahead and got married. You know, it was a Sunday, nothing else to do, and I had this dress, and we’d rented a chapel and a reception hall and ordered catering for seventy people, so we figured hey, what the heck. The flowers were nice. The Bentley was … Read more