They are the gifts that keeps on giving, from the fools who keep on spending.
|Versace shoes, $2225|
When Dolly Parton famously said “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap,” I don’t think she had any idea exactly how far the concept would be taken.
|Dolce & Gabbana earrings, $490|
Really, Dolce & Gabbana? Pasta? Really?
|Ann Demeulemeester vest, $640|
For those days when it seems like your sequined jacket would be a bit much.
|Ralph Lauren dress, $1098|
I don’t care how much you looooooves the pretty horsies; once your age is in the double-digits you can no longer wear them on your clothes.
|Charlotte Olympia shoes, $1445|
Janie’s got a glue gun.
|Dolce & Gabbana t-shirt, $275|
“Hey, ladies, I just spent $275 for a shirt with a picture of a convicted rapist on it. Line forms to the left.”
a) Respectively, a filthy old sneaker of the sort you would wear while cleaning out the garage, and a baby shoe.
b) Designer products being sold to actual, grown women at a total cost of greater than $1100.
c) Sad and hilarious in roughly equal parts.
Choose all that apply.