Daisy Bateman

A Sudden Descent Into Crass Commercialism

If you live in the Bay Area (and frankly, why wouldn’t you?), you’ve probably seen plenty of people wearing “The City” and “The Town” t-shirts, celebrating the nicknames of San Francisco and Oakland, respectively. I’ve always thought they’re great, but just a little limiting. Which is why, with the help of a contract design company and the custom product e-retailer that’s based in my same office park, we are proud to introduce the first products in the Half the Fun retail empire*:

For men!


For women!


For organic heritage eggplant from the farmers’ market!

Early retirement, here we come!**

*Empire coming soon.

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