What to buy for that person who has everything, except taste and a brain.
|Loro Piana checkers mat, $2050|
If I am going to be dropping upwards of two grand (plus shipping) on a piece of felt, I would frankly expect to see an actual picture of it first.
Playing cards sold separately.
|Jack Spade scarf, $165|
There is nothing wrong with the idea of a humorous novelty scarf that looks like a hotdog. There is, however, something very wrong with the idea of paying $165 for a humorous novelty scarf that looks like a hotdog.
|“Survey Stick”, $350|
Po-TAY-to/po-TAH-to; beat-up old ruler you stick in the garden to tie up your tomatoes/”survey stick” worth a hundred dollars. Let’s call the whole thing crap.
|Boy. Band of Outsiders poncho, $495|
|Emergency poncho, $3.99|
One of these things is just like the other/One of these prices is totally wrong/Can you tell which thing is for stupid people/Do you even remember this song?
|Maison Martin Margiela snowglobe, $195|
This, my friends, is a two-hundred-dollar plastic snowglobe. With nothing in it.