Hopping onto the single origin trend, I present to you a selection culled entirely from one store. You get a much better sense of the terroir, don’t you think?
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| Comme des Garcons cape, $1850 |
Fun prank: At some point during the day, suddenly look down and scream, “My arms! What happened to my arms!”
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| Ann Demeulemeester pants, $675 |
Look, if you can’t figure out how to make a pair of pants, there’s no shame in asking for help.
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| Junya Watanabe dress, $765 |
The fashion industry, having now used all of the conventional style icons approximately ten thousand times, has been forced to turn to your grandfather for inspiration.
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| Comme des Garcons skirt, $655 |
For only six hundred and fifty-five dollars, they will sell you a $40 skirt and tell you to put it on backwards. Because: Fashion!
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| Lavin dress, $3,470 |
Yep, you just paid more than three grand for an item that is basically indistinguishable from the bikini-body t-shirts they sell at the beach. Your mother must be so proud.
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| Balmain t-shirt |
Look at this t-shirt. Eh, it looks fine. It’s a t-shirt. What’s there to get so excited about?
Okay, now look at it:
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| Balmain t-shirt, $665 |
I wear your granddad's clothes/I look incredible/
–mary
I thiught the last one was going to be about the pants.