Oh sure, the so-called authorities will claim it was dropped by a bird, but I think we all know the truth: At this moment, thousands of vicious, many-toothed man-eaters are preparing themselves for an aerial assault on our nations golfers, and there is a very real chance that we may not be there to watch. … Read more
It’s a photo book of dogs in cars. I don’t totally get it, but I think I kind of love it. *Or, rather, of however many weeks it takes before I do another one.
To escape the paparazzi. Guess I can strike “wildlife photographer” off my alternate careers list.
Can you imagine if they remade The Birds with geese? Decriminalize foie gras! Scary.
Some things look a lot more impressive before you take a picture of them.
Penguins: The enlightened suburbanites of the animal world. Community-oriented and conservatively dressed, they moved to a dull, out-of-the-way, but safe, neighborhood for the sake of their children, and the parents take turns commuting to fish. But could there be a dark side to this domestic simplicity? A criminal element lurking in their midst, spoiling a … Read more
For the fashion-forward crazy cat lady: I say, if you’re going to do this, you should go all the way and pair it with these shoes.
I don’t have any faith with my ability with fish tanks– I can barely keep an african violet alive on my desk. But if I did, and I happened to have $350 lying around and some space in the living room, I would totally get this personal jellyfish tank: Isn’t that amazing? Don’t tell me … Read more
When we last spoke** I mentioned that I was back from Vegas, and then vanished again. Not, as you might imagine, to sleep off the hangover, but to head up the coast for a relaxing long weekend in Bodega Bay, a place with no showgirls at all. It was a lovely trip that was exciting … Read more
If you at any point find yourself shopping for a Valentine’s Day gift for your dog, it’s time to step back and take a really serious look at the direction your life has taken.