Friend! Have you ever said to yourself, “I love the airiness of a barely-there summer sandal, but I wish my ankles didn’t get so cold?” Of course! Who hasn’t? Well, I am here to tell you that your prayers have been answered. Rejoice!
Let’s talk about pants. In general, I’m a fan. They are frequently flattering, keep your legs warm and leave you free from the fears associated with skirts and windy days. But sometimes, at the hands of an over-ambitious designer who has confused the concepts of “innovation” and “crackhead stupidity,” pants can go horribly, horribly wrong. … Read more
What can I say? I like a low-heeled brown leather boots. These are excellent for wearing under jeans, if a little Robin-Hood-esque with a skirt and tights. I considered buying green tights to go with, but I decided against. Another thing I’m against? Curved-sole shoes. Why do I oppose them? Well, they are ugly, stupid-looking … Read more
The old rule about having your bag match your shoes has been out of style for several years now, as the fashion world has discovered that non-identical accessories do not make one’s limbs burst into flames. Which is a shame, because I dream of the day when I am walking down the street and see … Read more
PajamaJeans? Pajama Jeans? Isn’t this the sort of thing you dress a two-year-old in? Is there any sane person who would look at these and think they look like jeans? If someone wore these with Crocs, would my head explode? Please God, do not let this be the new Snuggie. Word of warning, if I … Read more