Daisy Bateman

Scent of a Dead Person

Looking for that perfect gift for someone with a celebrity obsession and very little understanding of molecular biology? How about some cologne “Engineered from the(mtDNA)* of some of the most recognized Celebrities & Famous people in the world“? Celebrities and Famous people! The scent of DNA! And it’s on sale! I don’t see how you … Read more

Pointless Gadget of the Day

Know someone who follows the stock market a little too closely? Want to kill them? Have I got the gift item for you: The Ambient Orb. Turns red, yellow or green depending on the direction the market is moving. Perfect for the person who likes checking on the Dow every thirty seconds but finds opening … Read more