The Eh Files

Quebec Police Investigate Massive Maple Syrup Theft Some questions: At what point in your criminal career does it seem like a good idea to steal maple syrup?  Are there specialists in this? Will one of them appear in Ocean’s 18.3.1, played by Dana Carvey? How do you fence it? “Hey, so I know a guy … Read more

When Watermelons Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Watermelons

NEWSBREAK:  Exploding watermelons terrorize Chinese countryside* Police departments nationwide have been put on high alert for produce trucks entering population centers and gardeners are encouraged to register existing melon patches with Homeland Security. Should you happen to see any unattended fruit, do not approach it; retreat to a safe distance and contact the authorities immediately.*Some … Read more