polls

I have what is known as “wavy” hair. You know those TV ads where the women have hair flows in long shiny waves that they flip around in bright sunshiney places full of flowers? That’s not what my hair is like. In this context, for “wavy,” read “does whatever it damn well pleases, even if … Read more

They debated the nature of truth, of morality, indeed of existence itself. They influenced modern thought and writing in myriad ways and several of them had characters on Lost named after them. But one key question about the philosophers of the Enlightenment period remains: Who among them would be least likely to get a starring … Read more

And the answer is clear. What the American People want in their tropical drinks is: More Alcohol Followed closely by “Skewer With Fruit”, which is itself followed closely by “Paper Umbrella”, which is in turn followed at a close range by “Actual Umbrella”. In a surprising upset, it would appear that the American People do … Read more

Hurry! Only 37 minutes left to vote in the all-important “best thing to put in a tropical drink” poll! Unless you’re reading this later in the day! Then there will be less time! Or possibly none!