Service Has Been Called
Well, I’m glad they’re doing the necessary repairs: But what exactly do they think we do in the office bathroom stalls?
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Three Things You Probably Already Heard About
But better safe than sorry: On the one hand, this seems like an excellent idea. On the other hand, having people dressed in full-body-suits grab children in dark movie theaters seems like it might have the potential to go wrong in some way. Final, irrefutable proof that having a child makes you insane. Sometimes, completely … Read more
Feet?
This is a sign that’s posted on the Caltrain shuttle: And this is the only type of openable window on said shuttle: I don’t know about you, but I really want to see someone try.
Environmentalism Gets (Unintentionally) Creepy
I’m all in favor of people having an emotional connection to the planet; I’m just not sure I’m ready for that emotion to be lust. Still, I guess it could be worse. EarthSloth, anyone?
Well, What Is It Then?
Also, the toaster oven is not a dust mop and the refrigerator is not a banjo. You’re welcome.
Proven: That Everything Exists On the Internet
That’s not the surprising part. The surprising part is that the proof comes via Martha Stewart. Last night I dreamed that I was at a party where they were serving delicious home-made marshmallow Peeps. (No, I don’t know why. I don’t even like Peeps that much.) Today it occurred to me to wonder if such … Read more
Ode to the Person in the Neighboring Cubicle
I don’t know how to say this, butI hate you.Harsh but accurate. I hate your endless personal phone callsYour novelty ringtoneYour eternal coughing thatechoes across the empty office space. I find it annoying everyone elsein your group was laid off.But you weren’t. And more than anything I hatethe way that every conversation you haveis just … Read more
A Question
Dear Disney Couture Jewelry, Are you sure you really wanted to put that pearl right there? Sincerely,Me
Fun New Game!
Guess what it is about the following image that fills me with uncontainable rage: The “answer” after the jump! “Gaaaah.”
The Real Dino-Chickens of Orange County
Remember Dino-Chickens? It turns out someone is trying to do it for real. I’ll admit, I have my questions about his genetics methodology, in the sense that he doesn’t really have one, but the real reason this annoys me is that now everyone is going to be writing Dino-Chicken books, and I’m going to look … Read more