I know what you’re thinking. “Did he add six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is straight Indonesian Robusta, the most powerful coffee in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask … Read more

A Bicycle Built for Neptune

In what is being described as a “major blow” to feminist t-shirt makers everywhere, pescatorial behaviorists at the University of Toomuchtimeontheirhands, New Mexico, have determined that fish do, in fact, require bicycles. “To be honest, we’re all a little surprised by these results,” said Dr. Phil Landers, the principle investigator on the project. “The idea … Read more