As I believe I have mentioned in this space a few times before, I have a store on Zazzle, where various items are for sale with designs I produced from pre-1923* sheet music covers. If you bought one of them, I would get some money, which would be pretty cool. This is the one that … Read more
In the years I have been writing this blog, I have seen a lot of things. Stupid things. Expensive things. Stupid, expensive things. But what I have for you today may be the pinnacle, the ne plus ultra of overpriced idiocy: It’s by Jimmy Choo. It’s made of regular leather embossed to look like snakeskin. … Read more
Me, busy* at work: “Why is Net-A-Porter selling a rubber band ball?” “Wait, it’s a candle? Okay, that’s kind of cool.” Missoni candle “$283.50? For a candle?” “On sale?!” “. . .” “. . .” “. . .” *Very busy.
For the fashion-forward crazy cat lady: I say, if you’re going to do this, you should go all the way and pair it with these shoes.
I don’t have any faith with my ability with fish tanks– I can barely keep an african violet alive on my desk. But if I did, and I happened to have $350 lying around and some space in the living room, I would totally get this personal jellyfish tank: Isn’t that amazing? Don’t tell me … Read more
I don’t know many things, but I do know this: Before this summer is over I will find an excuse to wear my new hat.
In Vegas, I tried on but did not buy these shoes. I also did not have my wallet stolen, which was quite a relief. Details to follow.
There won’t be much going on here for the next week or so, except for one Ugly Clothes for Rich People post that I am going to write now and set to go up at some random time, because I am going to be in Vegas, testing the effects of heatstroke on a hangover. It … Read more
Everyone knows that it’s better to be rich. It’s the money, mostly, plus never having to worry about being any good at your job or what you’re going to do if the car doesn’t stop making that noise. But it isn’t all champagne on the patio and summers in St. Moritz. No, there are hazards … Read more
Two months of vacation and the ability to make your electrical outlets look like pigs? I’m sold.