Daisy Bateman

Ode to the Person in the Neighboring Cubicle

I don’t know how to say this, butI hate you.Harsh but accurate. I hate your endless personal phone callsYour novelty ringtoneYour eternal coughing thatechoes across the empty office space. I find it annoying everyone elsein your group was laid off.But you weren’t. And more than anything I hatethe way that every conversation you haveis just … Read more