Hopping onto the single origin trend, I present to you a selection culled entirely from one store. You get a much better sense of the terroir, don’t you think? Comme des Garcons cape, $1850 Fun prank: At some point during the day, suddenly look down and scream, “My arms! What happened to my arms!” Ann … Read more
What to buy for that person who has everything, except taste and a brain. Loro Piana checkers mat, $2050 If I am going to be dropping upwards of two grand (plus shipping) on a piece of felt, I would frankly expect to see an actual picture of it first. Playing cards sold separately. Jack Spade … Read more
They are the gifts that keeps on giving, from the fools who keep on spending. Versace shoes, $2225 When Dolly Parton famously said “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap,” I don’t think she had any idea exactly how far the concept would be taken. Dolce & Gabbana earrings, $490 Really, Dolce … Read more
Commes des Garcons shirt, $395 The problem, you see it not? Explain with an infographic I will. UPDATE: Also, $485 seems like a lot for Yoda pants.
Let’s see what all the wealthy idiots will be wearing this season, shall we? Thakoon coat, $1,990 “But Fairy Godmother,” said Cinderella. “What if I get cold? It is the middle of fall, after all, as we can see by all these ripe pumpkins.”So her fairy godmother gathered up a horse blanket and a couple … Read more
They’re here, they’re ugly, you can’t afford it. Rochas bodysuit, $850 Perfect if your Halloween costume is “sexy skin disease.” Haider Ackerman Pants, $1220 Early front-runner for the Least Flattering Pants of the Year award. Maison Martin Margiela smock, $1845 Hey, remember that time you got so drunk you lost all your clothes, and you … Read more
The holidays are over, but the supply of expensive ugliness on sale is endless. If you are a stupid rich person who is not quite as stupid and/or rich as your compatriots, this is the season for you. Comme des Garcons jacket?, $777.59 Perfect for achieving that effortless look of someone who put on one … Read more
Times are tough all over, and even wealthy idiots are feeling the need to cut back on their hideous-clothing budgets. So let’s see what they’ll be saving on, in order to have more money to spend on fur-lined beer cozies for their caveman-themed Superbowl parties.* *Note: I was just going to do one of these, … Read more
All footnotes, all the time! These garments can’t decide what they are, and I can’t decide how best to insult them. Opening Ceremony coat, $375 It’s like a mullet, if the principle behind a mullet was “business on top, Yeti from the shoulders down.”* Dolce & Gabbana hoodie, $489 It’s a sweatshirt that was wearing … Read more
As Black Friday closes in on us, let’s take a moment to reflect on what the more fortunate, and less intelligent, among us are going to have their employees wrapping for them this year. Gucci hat, $325 “Merry Christmas honey! I think you’re a total douchebag.” Maison Frances Kurkdjian bubbles 1.5 oz, $20 Oh for … Read more