Drugs – People = Money Drugs – Money = Huffing Whipped Cream Cans at Safeway (People – Money + Drugs)*Dignity^-1 = VH1 People – Pictures + Words = Newsweek People – Words + Pictures = Star People + People = Hell Money + Money = Problems + Problems Money + Money + Money = Must … Read more
A couple of the SOBs I have to work with: What? It’s Monday.
Science Tip of the Day: When applied to dry ice, 70% ethanol does not remain liquid. I does, however, provide you with the means to make the World’s Nastiest Snowball. Science: Providing you with information you can use, but probably shouldn’t.
This is a sign that’s posted on the Caltrain shuttle: And this is the only type of openable window on said shuttle: I don’t know about you, but I really want to see someone try.
Should keep me busy for a while. UPDATE (11:00 am): Progress! UPDATE 2 (4:30 pm): Success!
I’m back!* Yes, having survived my sojourn to the wilds of the Northeast, during which I had to contend with my inadequacies at a) candlepin bowling, b) pool and c) explaining what it is I do for a living without giving away the fact that I don’t entirely understand it myself, I have returned home … Read more
Also, the toaster oven is not a dust mop and the refrigerator is not a banjo. You’re welcome.
You thought I was exaggerating about my cubicle neighbor‘s insanely sycophantic conversation style? Well, I have here a transcript of the majority of the things she said in about two minutes of conversation that proves that I wasn’t: “Okay.”“Absolutely”“Yeah”“Yeah”“Yes, exactly”“Right”“That’s interesting”“Interesting”“Right”“Right”“Sure” Can I start screaming now?
This song captures my week so perfectly, I can’t even tell you*. Maybe not in the specifics, but definitely in the general sentiment. *No, really; I’d get in some serious trouble.
. . .As long as we file a Dance Requisition Form with the HR department, complete four hours of training and can demonstrate that the dance could not be provided by an approved minority-owned business. Recently, the small biotech company I had been working for was acquired by a much, much larger company, which will … Read more